One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )
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1. | ***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for $1 ... No Strings attached ...but for a limited period ONLY! ...A bloody good deal! | |
2. | A closed mouth gathers no feet | |
3. | A feature is a bug with seniority | |
4. | A hangover is the wrath of grapes | |
5. | A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone | |
6. | A waist is a terrible thing to mind | |
7. | A: Because she threw out all the bent ones. | |
8. | Adults are just kids who owe money | |
9. | All computers wait at the same speed | |
10. | All stressed out and no one to choke | |
11. | Allow me to introduce my selves | |
12. | Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else. | |
13. | Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
14. | Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! | |
15. | Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know? | |
16. | Anything not nailed down is a cat toy | |
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