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1. ***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for $1 ... No Strings attached ...but for a limited period ONLY! ...A bloody good deal!
2. A closed mouth gathers no feet
3. A feature is a bug with seniority
4. A hangover is the wrath of grapes
5. A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone
6. A waist is a terrible thing to mind
7. A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.
8. Adults are just kids who owe money
9. All computers wait at the same speed
10. All stressed out and no one to choke
11. Allow me to introduce my selves
12. Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
13. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
14. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
15. Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
16. Anything not nailed down is a cat toy

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