One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )

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65. How can there be self-help groups?
66. How come night falls but day breaks?
67. How do I set the laser printer to stun?
68. How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!
69. How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!
70. How do you get off a non-stop flight?
71. How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.
72. How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.
73. How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her
74. Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.
75. I don't get even . . . . . I get odder
76. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
77. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier
78. I don't work here. I'm a consultant
79. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
80. I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.


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