One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )
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| 145. | Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. | |
| 146. | Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before. | |
| 147. | Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between! | |
| 148. | Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? | |
| 149. | Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. | |
| 150. | Sorry, I don't date outside my species. | |
| 151. | Sorry, I don't date outside my species. | |
| 152. | Strip mining prevents forest fires | |
| 153. | That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. | |
| 154. | The best things in life aren't things | |
| 155. | The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. | |
| 156. | The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. | |
| 157. | The older I get, the older old is | |
| 158. | The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures. | |
| 159. | There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives. | |
| 160. | This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you | |
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