One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )

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145. Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
146. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.
147. Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!
148. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
149. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
150. Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
151. Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
152. Strip mining prevents forest fires
153. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
154. The best things in life aren't things
155. The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
156. The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
157. The older I get, the older old is
158. The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
159. There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
160. This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you


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