One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )
Click here for more Short Text Messages
129. | My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch | |
130. | Never miss a good chance to shut up | |
131. | No guts, no glory, no brain, same story | |
132. | Nope.....u still ugly! | |
133. | Nostalgia ain't what it used to be. | |
134. | Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key. | |
135. | Nothing succeeds like excess | |
136. | On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key. | |
137. | Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes | |
138. | Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. | |
139. | Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H | |
140. | Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. | |
141. | Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text! | |
142. | Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it. | |
143. | Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? | |
144. | Relax, its only Ones and Zeros | |
|
|