One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )

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129. My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
130. Never miss a good chance to shut up
131. No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
132. Nope.....u still ugly!
133. Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
134. Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
135. Nothing succeeds like excess
136. On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.
137. Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes
138. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
139. Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
140. Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
141. Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text!
142. Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.
143. Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?
144. Relax, its only Ones and Zeros


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