One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )

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161. Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person - Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!
162. Today's subliminal message is . . .
163. U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!
164. U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....shit...I got wrong number...SORRY :)
165. Umh, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
166. We do precision guesswork
167. We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found
168. Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
169. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
170. What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.
171. What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.
172. Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
173. When all else fails manipulate the data
174. When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number....
175. When money talks, the criminal walks
176. Where there's a will, I want to be in it


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