One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )
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| 113. | Insanity is my only means of relaxation | |
| 114. | INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee) | |
| 115. | Is it time for your medication or mine? | |
| 116. | Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here??? | |
| 117. | It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails. With ahunting knife. And he ran into me. Backwards. 17 times. | |
| 118. | It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. | |
| 119. | Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole! | |
| 120. | Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid. | |
| 121. | Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness. | |
| 122. | Justice: A decision in your favor | |
| 123. | Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick. | |
| 124. | Life is sexually transmitted | |
| 125. | Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game! | |
| 126. | Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women. | |
| 127. | Mind intentionally left blank... | |
| 128. | My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading. | |
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