One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )

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113. Insanity is my only means of relaxation
114. INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
115. Is it time for your medication or mine?
116. Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???
117. It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails. With ahunting knife. And he ran into me. Backwards. 17 times.
118. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
119. Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
120. Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
121. Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
122. Justice: A decision in your favor
123. Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
124. Life is sexually transmitted
125. Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!
126. Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.
127. Mind intentionally left blank...
128. My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

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