One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )

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97. I've got the ship, you've got the harbour ... what say we tie up for the night?
98. I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
99. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
100. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
101. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
102. If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
103. If it ain't broke, fix it until it is
104. If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert
105. If it's too loud, you're too old
106. If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
107. If we quit voting will they all go away?
108. If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
109. If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me
110. Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
111. In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.
112. Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.

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