One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )

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17. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
18. Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
19. Be unique and different, just say yes.
20. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
21. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
22. BIGAMIST --- A heavy fog in Italy
23. Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick" Boss asks: "How sick are u?" Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"
24. Born free . . . Taxed to death
25. Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
26. Born Free........Taxed to Death.
27. Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'
28. Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'
29. Can I flirt with you?
30. Celibacy is not hereditary
31. Common sense isn't common
32. Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.


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