One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )
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17. | Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? | |
18. | Bad sex is better then a good day in school. | |
19. | Be unique and different, just say yes. | |
20. | Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder | |
21. | Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. | |
22. | BIGAMIST --- A heavy fog in Italy | |
23. | Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick" Boss asks: "How sick are u?" Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???" | |
24. | Born free . . . Taxed to death | |
25. | Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death. | |
26. | Born Free........Taxed to Death. | |
27. | Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.' | |
28. | Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.' | |
29. | Can I flirt with you? | |
30. | Celibacy is not hereditary | |
31. | Common sense isn't common | |
32. | Conserve toilet paper, use both sides. | |
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