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49. First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
50. FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.
51. Fuck Me...are those real?
52. Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
53. Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But hey, no worries - I sure science will come up with somin to help u.
54. Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?
55. Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving
56. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
57. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
58. Have a nice day. . . somewhere else
59. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
60. HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?
61. Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!
62. Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now...
63. Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw
64. Hickory Dickory Dock, dis bitch woz suckin me c**k, da clock struck 2, i dumped me goo, & dropped her at da end of da block.


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