One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )
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33. | Constipated people don't give a crap | |
34. | Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime? | |
35. | Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy | |
36. | Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. | |
37. | Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house. | |
38. | Demons are a Ghouls best Friend | |
39. | Do not disturb. Already disturbed | |
40. | Do pilots take crash-courses? | |
41. | Do witches run spell checkers? | |
42. | Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin. | |
43. | Does killing time damage eternity? | |
44. | Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too... | |
45. | Everyone is entitled to my opinion | |
46. | Exceptions always outnumber rules | |
47. | Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. | |
48. | Familiarity breeds children | |
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