One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )

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33. Constipated people don't give a crap
34. Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
35. Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy
36. Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
37. Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
38. Demons are a Ghouls best Friend
39. Do not disturb. Already disturbed
40. Do pilots take crash-courses?
41. Do witches run spell checkers?
42. Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
43. Does killing time damage eternity?
44. Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...
45. Everyone is entitled to my opinion
46. Exceptions always outnumber rules
47. Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
48. Familiarity breeds children


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