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81. I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
82. I like feminists; I think they're cute
83. I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!
84. I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got
85. I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.
86. I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!
87. I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
88. I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.
89. I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.
90. I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.
91. I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!
92. I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo
93. I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter
94. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert
95. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable
96. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

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