One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )
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| 81. | I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away! | |
| 82. | I like feminists; I think they're cute | |
| 83. | I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS! | |
| 84. | I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got | |
| 85. | I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check. | |
| 86. | I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU! | |
| 87. | I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias! | |
| 88. | I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me. | |
| 89. | I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip. | |
| 90. | I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass. | |
| 91. | I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok! | |
| 92. | I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo | |
| 93. | I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter | |
| 94. | I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert | |
| 95. | I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable | |
| 96. | I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? | |
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