One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )

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177. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
178. Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
179. Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.
180. Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.
181. You are here: X
182. You may be recognized soon. Hide.
183. You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
184. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.


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