Funny Jokes Short Text Messages. ( 177 )

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97. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.
98. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here.
99. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam key broke in the lock.
100. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummeasles are better so can I come in?
101. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.
102. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by?
103. Knock! Knock! Who's there? York. York who? York coming over to my place tonight?
104. Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
105. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
106. My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
107. Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
108. News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv.. another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
109. News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
110. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
111. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
112. Popeye beat the crap outta him.


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