Funny Jokes Short Text Messages. ( 177 )
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| 97. | Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much. | |
| 98. | Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here. | |
| 99. | Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam key broke in the lock. | |
| 100. | Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummeasles are better so can I come in? | |
| 101. | Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road. | |
| 102. | Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by? | |
| 103. | Knock! Knock! Who's there? York. York who? York coming over to my place tonight? | |
| 104. | Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering | |
| 105. | Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. | |
| 106. | My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too... | |
| 107. | Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!! | |
| 108. | News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv.. another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message | |
| 109. | News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message | |
| 110. | Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. | |
| 111. | Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. | |
| 112. | Popeye beat the crap outta him. | |
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