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| 1. | A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. | |
| 2. | Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer. | |
| 3. | I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? | |
| 4. | I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. | |
| 5. | I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? | |
| 6. | It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts. | |
| 7. | Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you. | |
| 8. | Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away! | |
| 9. | Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open. | |
| 10. | My Reality Check bounced. | |
| 11. | What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool... | |
| 12. | Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf. | |
| 13. | Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese. | |
| 14. | You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. | |
| 15. | (_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!! | |
| 16. | A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." | |
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