Funny Jokes Short Text Messages. ( 177 )
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65. | I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. | |
66. | I get enough exercise just pushing my luck! | |
67. | I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one. | |
68. | I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. | |
69. | I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day! | |
70. | I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of. | |
71. | I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears... | |
72. | I took an IQ test and the results were negative. | |
73. | I want to suck you.. lick you.. wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream! | |
74. | I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream! | |
75. | I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING | |
76. | I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half. | |
77. | I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain. | |
78. | I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? | |
79. | I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. | |
80. | If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. | |
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