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145. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
146. What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
147. What do Germans use for birth control? Their personalities!
148. What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
149. What do you call a handcuffed man? - Trustworthy.
150. What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
151. What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a German? A man who's too drunk to follow orders.
152. What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
153. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
154. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!
155. What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
156. What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.
157. What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
158. What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
159. What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
160. What's the definition of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.


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