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17. A chicken sandwich walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
18. A dyslexic man walks into a bra
19. A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."
20. A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
21. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"
22. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
23. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
24. A woman walked into a fancy cocktail bar and asked the barman for a "double entendre" - so he gave her one!
25. Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
26. ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
27. All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
28. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
29. Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
30. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing
31. Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
32. Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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