Funny Jokes Short Text Messages. ( 177 )
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| 161. | What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish. | |
| 162. | What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home. | |
| 163. | What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One fucked the miners, the other fucked the Majors | |
| 164. | What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors | |
| 165. | What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant | |
| 166. | Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field. | |
| 167. | When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. | |
| 168. | Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran! | |
| 169. | Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh! | |
| 170. | Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf. | |
| 171. | Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands. | |
| 172. | Why don't men often show their true feelings? - Because they don't have any. 1 | |
| 173. | Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV. | |
| 174. | Why were males created before females? | |
| 175. | Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese. | |
| 176. | WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind! | |
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