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161. What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
162. What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.
163. What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One fucked the miners, the other fucked the Majors
164. What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
165. What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
166. Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
167. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
168. Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
169. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
170. Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
171. Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.
172. Why don't men often show their true feelings? - Because they don't have any. 1
173. Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
174. Why were males created before females?
175. Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
176. WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!


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