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| 33. | Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death. | |
| 34. | Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back | |
| 35. | Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? | |
| 36. | Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore. | |
| 37. | Boss: Not you anymore. | |
| 38. | CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this | |
| 39. | Conserve toilet paper, use both sides. | |
| 40. | Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy. | |
| 41. | Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime? | |
| 42. | Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise! | |
| 43. | Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives. | |
| 44. | Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication. | |
| 45. | Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned. | |
| 46. | Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores? "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog" | |
| 47. | Do chickens think rubber humans are funny? | |
| 48. | Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? | |
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