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33. Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
34. Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
35. Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there?
36. Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
37. Boss: Not you anymore.
38. CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
39. Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
40. Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
41. Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
42. Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!
43. Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
44. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
45. Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.
46. Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores? "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
47. Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
48. Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?


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