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49. | Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p. | |
50. | Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it! | |
51. | First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering. | |
52. | For sale : Air Bags, Used once. | |
53. | For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used. | |
54. | Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here" | |
55. | friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx | |
56. | God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested | |
57. | Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! | |
58. | He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo! | |
59. | Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry.............. | |
60. | Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice? | |
61. | How do you breathe through that thing? | |
62. | How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head. | |
63. | How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing. | |
64. | How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut. | |
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