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49. Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
50. Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!
51. First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
52. For sale : Air Bags, Used once.
53. For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
54. Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
55. friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx
56. God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
57. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
58. He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
59. Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............
60. Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
61. How do you breathe through that thing?
62. How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
63. How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.
64. How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.


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