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113. Q: How did the Pollack burn his face?Bobbing for french fries.
114. Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? We don't know. Never happens.
115. Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?We don't know. Never happens.
116. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
117. Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?An f****ing know it all.
118. Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?An fucking know it all.
119. Q: What does a blonde owl say? What, what?
120. Q: What does a blonde owl say?What, what?
121. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?Her IQ goes up.
122. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? Her IQ goes up.
123. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? There have been sightings of UFOs.
124. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?There have been sightings of UFOs.
125. Q: What's diff between Michael Jackson and grocery bag? Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.
126. Q: What's difference between Yogurt and Australia?One has a real live culture.
127. Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
128. Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds!!


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