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129. Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
130. T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network
131. The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
132. The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
133. Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......
134. There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
135. There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
136. This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
137. Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
138. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
139. Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
140. Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
141. Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!
142. We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
143. What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
144. What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...


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