Funny Jokes Short Text Messages. ( 177 )
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| 81. | If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one? | |
| 82. | If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight? | |
| 83. | If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. | |
| 84. | It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl. | |
| 85. | Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!! | |
| 86. | Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick. | |
| 87. | Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mister. Mister who? Mister last bus home. | |
| 88. | Knock! Knock! Who's There? A midget who cant reach the doorbell. | |
| 89. | Knock! Knock! Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you. | |
| 90. | Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke. | |
| 91. | Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked - that's why I knocked. | |
| 92. | Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock. | |
| 93. | Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aunt you glad Grandma's gone? | |
| 94. | Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, Butch, and Jimmy. Harry, Butch and Jimmy who? Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss. | |
| 95. | Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in! | |
| 96. | Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock. | |
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