Funny Jokes Short Text Messages. ( 177 )

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81. If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
82. If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?
83. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
84. It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
85. Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
86. Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
87. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mister. Mister who? Mister last bus home.
88. Knock! Knock! Who's There? A midget who cant reach the doorbell.
89. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you.
90. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.
91. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked - that's why I knocked.
92. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.
93. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?
94. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, Butch, and Jimmy. Harry, Butch and Jimmy who? Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.
95. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!
96. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock.


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