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1. 4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN dogs obey wen u shout @ dem dogs dont shop u can giv away ur dogs children any guy can get a good lookin dog!
2. A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
3. A rose by any other name still has thorns.
4. All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
5. Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
6. Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
7. Are you typing with your forehead, again?
8. As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
9. Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
10. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
11. Cigarette, A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
12. Do I look like a damn people person?
13. Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
14. Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
15. Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.
16. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

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