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65. Never deprive someone of hope - it may be all they have.
66. Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
67. Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
68. Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.
69. People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
70. People like him don't just grow on trees - they swing from them
71. Roses r red, violets r blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are u. But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!
72. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
73. Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
74. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
75. Sure, I'd love to help you, which way did you come in?
76. Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
77. Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.
78. Them: Here's 10p - go and tell your mum you're not coming home You: Here's a pound - go and buy yourself some breath freshener
79. Them: I never forget a face You: Neither do I but in your case I'll make an exception
80. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

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