Insult Messages Short Text Messages. ( 112 )
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81. | There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the U-bend of cynicism. | |
82. | This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting | |
83. | This sms can only be read by someone SEXY try again again maybe you are just not sexy? one more time hey don't force it ugly!!! | |
84. | We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful. | |
85. | Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured. | |
86. | Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished. | |
87. | When he dies, they'll bury him face down, so that he can see where he's going. | |
88. | Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?! | |
89. | Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride? | |
90. | Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. | |
91. | Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls. | |
92. | You are proof that God has a sense of humor. | |
93. | You couldn't warn to him even if you were both cremated together. | |
94. | You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue. | |
95. | You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it! | |
96. | You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control. | |
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