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81. There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the U-bend of cynicism.
82. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting
83. This sms can only be read by someone SEXY try again again maybe you are just not sexy? one more time hey don't force it ugly!!!
84. We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
85. Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
86. Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.
87. When he dies, they'll bury him face down, so that he can see where he's going.
88. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?!
89. Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?
90. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
91. Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.
92. You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
93. You couldn't warn to him even if you were both cremated together.
94. You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.
95. You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
96. You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.


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