Insult Messages Short Text Messages. ( 112 )
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33. | He's running around like a chicken with its head cut off. | |
34. | He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown. | |
35. | Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all! | |
36. | Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you? | |
37. | His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille. | |
38. | I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works | |
39. | I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper? | |
40. | I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job. | |
41. | I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock. | |
42. | I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college. | |
43. | I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT' | |
44. | I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again.. | |
45. | I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. | |
46. | I think the sun shines out of your arse. | |
47. | I think the sun shines out of your arse. Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished. | |
48. | I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high. | |
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