Insult Messages Short Text Messages. ( 112 )

Click here for more Short Text Messages

33. He's running around like a chicken with its head cut off.
34. He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown.
35. Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no the world needs YOU after all!
36. Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
37. His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.
38. I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
39. I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
40. I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
41. I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
42. I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.
43. I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
44. I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again..
45. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
46. I think the sun shines out of your arse.
47. I think the sun shines out of your arse. Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.
48. I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

MORE: FIRST BACK  Page 1   Page 2   Page 3  Page 4   Page 5   Page 6   Page 7   NEXT  LAST