|Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to
|Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
|Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
|Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.
|Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?
|Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster? Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
|He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.
|He dips Sparrows in Peroxide and sells them as Canaries.
|He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe
|He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
|He fashions himself as an Insult Samurai. Insult Kamikaze is more apt.
|He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down.
|He has no equal. Everyone else is better.
|He who laughs last has no sense of humor.
|He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.
|He'll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop a pregnant lady from sitting down.