Insult Messages Short Text Messages. ( 112 )
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17. | Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to | |
18. | Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to. | |
19. | Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view. | |
20. | Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks. | |
21. | Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster? | |
22. | Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster? Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out. | |
23. | He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away. | |
24. | He dips Sparrows in Peroxide and sells them as Canaries. | |
25. | He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe | |
26. | He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words | |
27. | He fashions himself as an Insult Samurai. Insult Kamikaze is more apt. | |
28. | He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down. | |
29. | He has no equal. Everyone else is better. | |
30. | He who laughs last has no sense of humor. | |
31. | He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face. | |
32. | He'll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop a pregnant lady from sitting down. | |
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