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17. Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to
18. Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
19. Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
20. Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.
21. Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?
22. Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster? Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
23. He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.
24. He dips Sparrows in Peroxide and sells them as Canaries.
25. He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe
26. He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
27. He fashions himself as an Insult Samurai. Insult Kamikaze is more apt.
28. He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down.
29. He has no equal. Everyone else is better.
30. He who laughs last has no sense of humor.
31. He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.
32. He'll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop a pregnant lady from sitting down.


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