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97. You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
98. You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.
99. You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
100. You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.
101. You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
102. You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.
103. You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
104. Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going
105. Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.
106. Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?
107. Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ? Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut
108. Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
109. Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut
110. Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop
111. Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo
112. Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo


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