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49. I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
50. If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
51. If you can laugh at yourself, you've got a really sick sense of humor.
52. If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in
53. If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat
54. Is that a comeback? For fuck's sake, I wipe my ass with sharper stuff than this.
55. Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
56. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not...
57. Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons.
58. Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons. Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.
59. Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
60. Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
61. Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
62. May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother!
63. Mother Nature is a supreme bitch.
64. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...


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