Miscellaneous Messages Short Text Messages. ( 75 )
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| 65. | The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO | |
| 66. | Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text | |
| 67. | Umm...your .... ZIP is open... | |
| 68. | Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement! | |
| 69. | We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school! | |
| 70. | We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows. | |
| 71. | What do I miss about my wife? Her absence. | |
| 72. | When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months! | |
| 73. | why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts. | |
| 74. | Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! ! | |
| 75. | You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult? | |
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