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1. 10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!
2. 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
3. A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ...
4. A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
5. All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand ...
6. As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.
7. Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
8. Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children.
9. Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !
10. Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
11. Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part?
12. Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
13. girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
14. God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
15. How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.
16. I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me.


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