Miscellaneous Messages Short Text Messages. ( 75 )
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| 17. | I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children. | |
| 18. | I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet. | |
| 19. | I love working. I can look at it for hours. | |
| 20. | I said no to drugs, but they did nog listen! | |
| 21. | I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it! | |
| 22. | I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes. | |
| 23. | I'm not as dumb as you look. | |
| 24. | Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you. | |
| 25. | If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas! | |
| 26. | If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought. | |
| 27. | If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT? | |
| 28. | It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back. | |
| 29. | It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change. | |
| 30. | It's the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance. | |
| 31. | It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give. | |
| 32. | It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live | |
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