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50. Q: How does a racist pick his nose? A: From the mail-order catalogue.
51. Q: What's the difference between a racist's house and a porcupine? A: With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
52. Q: Why didn't the racist cross the road? A: He was afraid of the other side.
53. Q: Why is a racist like a drunk? A: Cos whatever they say ends in a slur.
54. Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
55. Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
56. Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down
57. Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next?
58. Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
59. Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.
60. Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.
61. That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.
62. The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
63. The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
64. THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT.PLEASE REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN.WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY INCONVINIENCE


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