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33. Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...
34. Keep the school clean ... stay home!
35. Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless horizon....& suddenly I thought...where on earth is my roof?
36. Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it
37. Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it !
38. Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.
39. Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...
40. Linus is like a wigwam,no windows,no gates and an apache inside...
41. Lots of people stop working once they found a job!
42. Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
43. Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.
44. My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.
45. My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere.
46. No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems
47. No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :"why would I take the risk?"
48. Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna...!!


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